Vreemdste Celebrity Quotes
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"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
Kayne West via Twitter:
"I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home."
"I feel my best when I'm happy."
"When I get lonely, I want to be alone. I like to indulge in my loneliness so I can figure out that I'm not really lonely."
"What would happen if you melted? You know, you never really hear this talked about that much, but spontaneous combustion? It exists! People burn from within. Sometimes they'll be in a wooden chair and the chair won't burn, but there'll be nothing left of the person. Except sometimes the teeth. Or the heart. No one speaks about this - but it's for real."
"I have this wacky theory about the end of civilization. That people will trade up and trade up and trade up until they're too old to have kids. And the world will come to an end."
"I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky."
"I love having my hands in the dirt. It is never a science and always an art. There are no rules. And if it comes down to me versus that weed I'm trying to pull out of the ground that doesn't want to come out? I know I'll win."
"Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up."
"If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States."